The survival rate for everyone will drop to zero

( The Narrator )

[OOC: Link is quite likely NSFW]


I've had my fair share of people telling me that 'you Japanese people are weird.' I can agree to a certain extent. I am fairly sure, however, that a majority of these people haven't heard of the Aokigahara Forest. It's bascially a place where people go to committ suicide, and not a small amount of people either.

If you can't stomach photos of dead people, I would advice you not to click the link. If you can, feel free to Google for an English page on it if you want to know more.

You know those times when your life goes into a dreary routine and anything seems better than what you currently have? I'm almost missing Boston. At least something happened up there. Miami gets amazingly dull ever so often.

Goddamn it. I tripped over my niece's dogs. Yes, plural. Two of them seemingly thought that it was a good idea to nap right outside my bedroom door. Great way to wake up, stumble over some dogs on your way to get breakfast. Guess I should be happy I didn't hit my head on something. As much as I'm supposed to love my niece, her dogs? Not so much.

Apparently a bottle of vodka turns you into Super Mario. I had no idea the world had progressed to that level (if 'progress' is even the right word).

It also seems Super Mario can't bust out of cop cars. You'd think that'd be the easiest thing in he world for him. I mean, come on, we're talking Super Mario here.